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Talented heterosexual Welsh musician, Ricky Martin, is to become a father.

Ricky's twin children will be a product of "gestational surrogacy", according to Perez Hilton's website, which isn't creepy or weird at all, and is probably the most natural way of bringing life into the world.

"I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but have never been attracted by sex with a man,"

said Ricky Martin in Bratislava in 2000. 

Twins.

Wow.

Ricky Martin's twins are likely to become well-adjusted human beings with no psychological disorders whatsoever: just like Ricky himself.

Ricky hasn't had any hit singles of late, as far as I am aware, but he has been to Cambodia (no Gary Glitter) to raise awareness of human traffic (presumably as a cultural exchange between Wales and Cambodia - I've never seen the film myself).

Ricky Martin looks forward to spending the rest of the foreseeable future heterosexually raising his new surrogate twin boys away from the media spotlight, (which I wasn't aware had been on him at all this decade but there you go).